SEX LOVE AND PASSION

No... If he tells you that if y'all do it, your love will be cemented. Slap him, and scamper out of there if he's vain enough to reciprocate, then you'd have to ask him where the love is.

Sex doesn't make anyone love anyone. Sex is a faddy passion. It's an enjoyment lasses can get with even a dildo or when lads masturbate.

Love is a durable passion, Love is more than enjoyment. It's a lot more. Love is pain. Love is sacrifice. Love is compromise. It's waking in the morning with thoughts of what the other person's thinking... You don't need all
of these to f*ck! I mean, people f*ck their dildos these days, that doesn't mean they are madly in love with it!

Yes! I said "people". Not "women". Get your homophobic "ass" outa here! and you'll see how a dildo can work on it.

Okay... Seriously... If you can't meet with Hookers to get off, and would rather spend more and be with a girl you'll deceive just to disappoint her, you're sadistic. And you are the type that get excitement from disappointing other people...

If it is Sex you direly need, then get a hooker, of course you wouldn't have to pretend you love her, moreover, she will be professional with you. She can take on any style; the Karma Sutra, the Missionary, the Doggy, the Six 'n Nine. . .she doesn't need your 'thank you' or your good morning text.

You consistently pretend to love your girl, or you hide your affair for some reason (I am pastor, I am a Choir Leader, I am a -f*ck whatever you are- the fact is you simply wanna take a f*ck) you do it with her even when she says NO, common, you gatta be real to yourself, YOU ARE A RAPIST. You can be okay by just being a Bitch or Pander.

On a last note, LADIES, stop asking the question 'Do you love me?' Rather, begin to ask the question 'Are you READY to love me?'  For love is more of commitment than a faddy orgasm.  #individualsensibility4commonsense.

Mon, 18th Jul, 2016 NEWSPAPERS HEADLINES.

Tackling Civil Service payroll fraud through reforms

Lagos will experience blackout today 'TCN

Buhari's wife leads campaign against consumer rights violation

Buhari orders IGP to re-open Bola Ige, Dokubo's cases

Nigerians will resist any attempt to remove Buhari ' APC Govs

Army kills 11 bandits, cattle rustlers in Borno

Re: Sacked council members petition Buhari over OAU crisis

Buhari: coup no longer acceptable to change govt

CBN okays no deposit for new accounts

EFCC grills pilot who flew N1.299b cash for Fayose, Obanikoro

NJC Sacks Osun Judge for Writing Petition against Aregbesola

SERAP Sues FG over Failure to Name Suspected Looters

Shock as Mysterious Coffin is Found in Front of a Popular Chief's Palace in Broad Daylight

Two Secondary School Students are Caught Fondling and Smooching Themselves at Night

Noble Igwe calls out OAP Freeze for talking about his wife, Kylie Jenner's mood

IGP Idris, three other Paramilitary Heads visits Borno to donate relief materials, drugs to IDPs

Azealia Banks slams US president Barack Obama for saying Americans should unite regardless of race

Coup: Turkey demands extradition of US-based cleric Cross River IPAC berates APC over call for Ayade's impeachment

Kwara police declare 10 wanted over Jebba killing

Illegal detention: Shipping firm sues Customs for N50m

Two die, four injured in Ogun road crash

Niger to support NUT on e-learning

JAMBs admission guidelines Anenih accuses Oshiomhole of marginalisation

Educationist Urges FG To Ban Overseas Schooling

NOUN Urges Nigerians To Embrace Cultural
Differences

Flood disaster: Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, begin emergency preparation

About 5000 Lagosians may lose homes this year from flood'LASEMA operations boss

Cash strapped Sudan cancels independence
celebrations

EU leaders to meet without Cameron after Brexit vote

ISIS prime suspect in Ataturk Airport attack ' Turkey PM
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Gunmen invade palace, abduct Lagos monarch

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Access Bank Emerges First African Bank To Win Karlsruhe Sustainability Award  -Leadership

Aba-made' leather goods: From derogation to national symbol

EU says it's fully behe hind Turkish government

Turkey widens crackdown on military, judiciary after failed coup

Sokoto State Patners Bill Gates on Agriculture

Army kills two suspected Kidnappers in Bauchi

ARMS SCAM: PROBE PANEL DIVIDED OVER DAMBAZAU

Dasuki Paid Me N10m Monthly, Says Okupe

AUN increases new student scholarships, holds scholarship exams July 30

MEND writes Buhari, names Diette-Spiff, Tomplolo, others in dialogue team

Lawyer with disability sues Rivers govt over
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I Left the conveniences which my home has to offer in the bid to join our so called 'leaders of tomorrow' in honour of the invitation to come give a speech at an event to observe the Nigerian Children's Day but to end up at the event hall gate due to the conspicuous absence of the gateman. Then I begin to realize that his prayer has eventually been answered. The common prayer we pray thus;
"Oh God, bless me so that without me nothing will be done. And no decision should be made in my absence.
For those that are not usually specific with prayers, You may end up being a gate keeper. So don't just watch and Pray but Watch your words before you pray. ‪#‎real‬&hilarious.

TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!!
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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The difference between Religion and Mysticism;

Religion means communicating in flesh with God indirectly through the belief system of another person. Mysticism is communicating in spirit with God directly.

Common sense seems to be a rear phenomenon here in Nigeria (am sorry if that hurts), especially among our youth. No wonder we are easy prey to the exploitative religious institutions.

We rarely opine on matters regarding our existential livelihood as we let our sorry lives be juddered about by the indecisiveness of the confused political office holders.

You rarely represent who we really are, as we are overwhelmed by the conspicuous foreign (against sensible standard) trend of lifestyle.

Even when we are the direct victims, we remain indifferent. I am Basicony, I am
a Nigerian.

Like Ben Bruce, I am just making common sense and appealing to your individual sensitivity to all happenings around you. Let us together launch the hash tag ‪#‎Individualsensitivity4Commonsense‬ . The hash tag is self explanatory.

Nuggets from my never-will-be-published book titled ' THE BASICONIST PROPAGANDA FOR LIBERTY'

1. The best employment in a capitalist world is self-improvement.

2. The consciousness and keen recognition of the value of your present state is the surest way to massive wealth accumulation.

Sheer Idolatry in the guise of 'Christianity'. Mary is the holy Goddess as Arthemis in the Greek mythology. Jehovah is the great God of Justice as Zeus in the Greek mythology. Jesus is the invincible Son of God who lives forever as Hercules in the Greek mythology. The Holy Spirit is the God of multiple wonders who has all the functions of the gods in the Greek mythology, the holy spirit can even bring about pregnancy as Incubus in the Greek mythology. The Devil is the wicked god and ruler of the underworld/hell, as Hades in the Greek mythology, and The Demons are just like the spirits of Ares the spirit of war, violence and bloodshed.
Christianity was all structured in such a way that the poly theists will feels no difference.

I don't mean to offend anyone or subject myself to vituperative aspersions, I only intend to appeal to your reasoning. Thank you.

March against Religion

Don't deceive yourself with intentions you can't fulfill, Goals you can't acquire and Visions you can't actualize. Be a person of your own self, live your own life and exploit your own uniqueness. You cannot be/be like anybody, you know, you will only be a perfect mockery or a beautiful caricature of the person.

The major aim of religion, religious leaders and religious institutions is to manipulate and mesmerize your thinking in order that you may become predictable and also be useful for the acquisition of their own selfish aspirations and worldly possession-which in their culture and strategy, they preach against. Drop those manipulative ideologies.

Discover your self and design your own motivation, until then you live an aimless life. Don't deceive yourself with who you say you are- you are nothing until you are acknowledged as a benefactor by your beneficiaries, that suffice to say that you MUST be sufficient in supplies useful to disestablish mankind's predicament(s)- you know we are better dead and useful to the soil than being alive and useless to the world.

'How can I be useful to these world's inhabitants?' is a question that can ignite a quest for self discovery and can generate for you a substance of passion. All you need to keep in mind is the principal concept; LOVE. No wonder we emphasize on the old admonition; LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF. Note that to observe this Rule/Law, you have to love yourself first.

On having a mentor:
A mentor is a person who should guide you with advice towards your own personal goals, nevertheless, never make attempts to be like your mentor, Lest you'll be long lost before you know it. Is Jesus of Nazareth/ Jesus 'Christ' -as some reckon him-your motivation for holy living? keep it up, but never attempt to be like him-to be a christian- because you cannot be like him, you cannot be a Christian. There is only one way you will end if you dwell in such grand deceit -you will end up a mockery of Jesus. Is Prophet Mohammed/Quran 'or whatever' your motivation? watch it closely, and you'll see that you are not living your life yet in the attempt of living someone else's life, you declare yourself and your personality irrelevant and unimportant-if you are really unimportant, so why then do you bear a unique personality, why do you still live? Is it for religion you are suppose to live? Hell NO! LIVE YOUR LIFE. THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN BE IS YOURSELF. THE BEST RELIGION YOU CAN PRACTISE IS YOUR PERSONAL ESTABLISHED RELIGION.

You will not enjoy your life until you start to live your own life. Create your own personal religion, establish your own personal ideologies, by so doing you will have full cause to smile all day. You cannot solely rely on any man's principle for successful living all you need to be your most reliable guide is the old compendium now called 'bible'. Some part of this book will be useful for you. Jesus made reference to it. Even Prophet Mohammed made reference to it.

After you might have discovered yourself, do not believe prophecies, they are mere ways to limit your expectations and define your life. Live your life in the pursuance of your dreams and aspirations. Focus your attention only on what is necessary to transmute your dreams to reality. Always engage yourself in personal relationship with God. Mind you, God is in you and your flesh is the temple, so who else is in the position to know your God better than you do? No one but you.

Do not be anxious about what tomorrow may bring for tomorrow brings nothing but gives you what you plant today.

You see dear, the world leaders in charge of the grand project (The New World Order) are trying to make us the citizenry become Zombies-predictable piece of flesh- they want to make us political animals. The best instrument to achieve this aim is Religion and Religious Institutions. Islam is good if it is practised by Mohammed himself, so is Christianity if it is practised by Jesus himself, but when either of this religion is practised by you, you deceive yourself without knowing it still. You cant really abide by these rules wholeheartedly. They are someone else's rules and ideologies. You your self can see visions you just have left the ability dormant and inactive. Those who exploited this ability are today regarded as prophets and spiritual leaders. If you doubt you can see visions, I can guide you if it interests you. After which I am sure you too will discover yourself and have the spiritual insight of the danger in being someone you cant become. Then you will see you can be more of yourself, you will not mind cutting your ties with any world's religious institution. All you need to do is to deprive your sense organs of perception (eyes, nose, ear, tongue and skin). When you take your sense organs off perception, your inner identity will be activated-self discovery. That is what we call self discovery. Mohammed did it before he wrote the Quran, Buddha did it before he mastered spiritism, Jesus did it before he began his missionary, Isaiah did it before he could see visions and give prophecy. We all have this power in us, but we are over contended to remain a mockery of somebody else. If you yet don't understand what I mean, you may want to find a time to ponder on this topic, and if you wouldn't consider a rethink, it's okay being a Muslim/Christian dear. I am only trying to call you back to query your living, if it's real or not. And pardon me, I intend no offence.

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About Project-'GAPH.
Project-'GAPH is an initiative programmed to encourage international integration, embrace global unity and institute world peace, tranquility and relationship among the various geographical divisions of the world. Project-'GAPH (where GAPH means 'make the Globe A Party Hall) will see that the entire world becomes a party hall for all under the sun celebratingcommon thing, observing common situations, and commemorating common events.
According to thefreedictionary.com/party (1), Party is 'A social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement'. A party hall is however a place specifically chosen by a person or group for a ceremony or observance whereby all participant are invited persons. All these participant are usually in lively spirits with smiling faces, THEY ARE USUALLY IN HAPPY AND JOYOUS MOOD because THERE IS SOMETHING WORTH CELEBRATING which, ipso facto, is exactly why they gather.
It is irrefutable to state that every man deserves to be happy, hence, we The Lynays Research Team have decided to commit ourselves to make it a reality that each and everyone under the sun has, at least, a reason to celebrate almost every day through out the whole year. We believe that when a man has a thing, situation or event to celebrate, observe or commemorate, such a man will think ill of no man (peace), he will hold no resentment against anyone (unity). He will remain in an happy and joyous mood (psychological stability). He will be optimistic about life rather than dwell in abhorrence and hopelessness (nonviolence).
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